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Salad Fingers Episode 9 Salad Fingers Episode 9

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I've been waiting FOREVER!!!!!!!!

IT Sweetheart IT Sweetheart

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Interesting o.O

Though I really would have appreciated at least a PM or something asking for permission, though it isn't required its the thought that counts.

Thanks for using it, and I'm glad you aren't some crazy troll o.~

Wilhelm Park Wilhelm Park

Rated 5 / 5 stars

holy shart bubble!

This is incredible for newgrounds :O Great job!!

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Pokemon Tower Defense Pokemon Tower Defense

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh my gosh!! :D

This is insane!! YOUR BOSS!

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Candy Faces Candy Faces

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Alright :D

Would have been better without the time limit though :/ Thats my only complaint.

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Toss the Turtle Toss the Turtle

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Lasts forever when you have the golden gun, master tank, and a fat load full of nukes XD

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Recent Audio Reviews

Wahoo Wahoo

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Not Techno, or anything similar.

This is just one sound effect playing twice :/ not even that impressive to be honest.

Evolving Atmosphere Evolving Atmosphere

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

This isn't Techno.

it's more Ambient :/ And phsycsboy is right, it isn't the best, not even close :p

Like Woha- Dank Like Woha- Dank

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Lol really?

your loathing comments don't make up for the fact that your attempts at music is still nothing more than a bunch of uncreative rendering of sample libraries and presets from a rompler.

Also, your comments on other people's works are just pathetic and rude, without any form of useful criticism whatsoever. You contribute nothing to the newgrounds audio portal, save for the constant complaining and bashing of other artists who just happen to be bellow the standard of professional artists.

If someone was a professional artist, they wouldn't be wasting their time here loading tracks that can not even be rendered at a high quality rate, this is for people to load experiments and ideas and stuff they are working on in hopes of gaining useful experience and insight from other artists who possibly use the same program.

What you do it s mockery to the portal and to musicians worldwide. Nobody cares how awesome you think you are, or how much you think you know about music production, because I have never read a useful comment from you, nor one that was even worth reading.

Now instead of being a such a complaining little girl, you should grow up and realize that the audio portal doesn't give a rat's bald end what you have to contribute, however little that could be on a good day. Figure out how to give actual feedback that could possibly be useful, if even just commenting on a volume knob, instead of just running around the portal with your 'I am so much better than everyone because I can torrent sounds and put them in a two minute mp3' attitude that just makes you look like every other 10 year old boy who thinks he is a serious musician because he posted a file on newgrounds for 'the whole world to listen'.

And so, Mr. green apple. Take this very serious criticism, from one aspiring musician to what I believe you wish to be is a musician as well. You will get NOWHERE with the attitude you have, and your career will stay stagnant and rotting in the audio portal unless you grow up and realize the world doesn't really care about what you are doing, and when you act like a jerk, it will just shut you out like a diseased animal.

Good luck, and read this, it might actually do you some good.

As for the song, it sounds just like everything else you ever made, same samples, same instruments, probably even the same song I am too lazy to go check. Not very creative, and somewhere in there is a very off note. Just sayin, might want to check that out.

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Mr-green-apple responds:

man i was laughing the whole time i wrote that shit. i knew you would get pissed bwhahahahaha. i cant believe you still trolling my account. im not here to say im better than anyone... i know there is a lot more talented ppl here on the audio portal than me. I dunno if you realized but selling music is a joke a becoming a proffesional muscian is the most retarded thing you could do with your life. you wouldnt know that cuz your fucking hella incompetent. no one buys music. only reason a musician should make money is if they throw shows to entertain ppl. i think the audio portal is a great forum to put music up on but its trolls like you that ruin it cuz you come and blam shit cuz its better than your wana be creative shit. get out of here you cancerous fucking undesirable

Recent Art Reviews

Podracer Podracer

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ok seriously...

This is amazing, You should color it >_<!!!

Intense Moment Intense Moment

Rated 5 / 5 stars

:D Oh wow...

Makes me want to go play a madness game lol

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Deadmau5 wallpaper Deadmau5 wallpaper

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I love deadmau5 XD so extra amazing!